Tag: Groucho Marx
Friday's Quote
“Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!” -- Groucho Marx
Thursday's Quote
“Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
― Groucho Marx
Quote of the Day
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx
Sunday's Quote of the Day
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him." --Groucho Marx